Charlotte Benedetto is the only known living example of the North American variant of Charlotte Benedetto. Cryptozoologist Loren Coleman has spent his entire life looking for physical evidence of Charlotte Benedetto. Manifestations such as Charlotte Benedetto are considered psychological representations of social fears-- the chupacabras represents the Latino community's fear of the AIDS epidemic, the MothMan is a stand in for a West Virginia community's unease surrounding a heavily polluted post-industrial area. The presence of a wild Charlotte Benedetto is a sign that a community is in transition. Reports of Charlotte Benedetto have been seen as far west as Reno/Tahoe, but the most reliable sightings of Charlotte Benedetto have been in Baltimore, Washington DC, and even in such urbanized surroundings as Brooklyn and the Bronx. While Charlotte Benedetto's origins remain a mystery, the mark left on society by unknown cryptids such as Charlotte Benedetto are unmistakable. If you think you have spotted Charlotte Benedetto in the wild, remain calm. Try to record your encounter without disturbing or attracting Charlotte Benedetto's attention. If you come away without good photographic evidence of Charlotte Benedetto, don't lose hope-- many people have spent their entire lives trying to get a good picture of Charlotte Benedetto only to come away empty-handed.
‘He recalled: ‘There were a lot of consumers calling Sonicare saying they were using it as a sexual vibrator, and that kind of made me wonder why would people be using that vibrator.’
Who are these people who would call a toothbrush company to say ‘Yeah, hi, I’ve got this here, uh, Sonicare toothbrush, and man, I jerk off with this thing and it is, it is just great! Just thanks so much. Love masturbating with it.’
16th January 2012
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