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    Well how is she supposed to bear me many sons if she’s got cancer? Answer me that, liberal media.

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    “Oi! Mum! We were at the ‘kwarium todai, of a field trip f’schoolie, and a sharkie bit anutha sharkie on the gut, eh? And four baby sharkies just flew out!”

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    “Now Nigel, that’s enough of your stories, eat your Vegimite and mutton.”

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    Sergey Gavrilov secured reduced time in jail after confessing: ‘I did not like the meat very much. It was too fatty. But I was so hungry, I had to eat it.’

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  7. \x0a World's smallest mother Stacey Herald to give birth for the third time - Telegraph\x0a \x0a \x0a
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    “They didn’t have incubators back then,” said Eisgrou, who said the doctors placed them in roasting pans and an oven to keep them warm.

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  9. \x0a Really? - The Claim - Garlic Can Be Helpful in Warding Off a Cold\x0a \x0a \x0a
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