January 2012
12 posts
Buura : Alash Ensemble : My Throat, the Ediski  →
Jan 24th
Djed  →
Jan 24th
NeSpoon →
Jan 23rd
Change of Subject: When the mayor bulldozed an... →
Ya know, I’d have a real problem if someone bulldozed a park to build an airport. But bulldoze an airport to build a park, and … you are my new hero Mayor Daley.
Jan 23rd
Rapist enabler to coach for Devils →
Jan 22nd
Discover Gradients →
Jan 21st
If this is a pun on the classic railroad trust... →
Jan 21st
BURN THIS FLAG AND I'LL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND... →
I think this is actually rather hilarious, but not in the way that the people who made it intend.
Jan 21st
My mom uses this brand of electric toothbrush, and... →
‘He recalled: ‘There were a lot of consumers calling Sonicare saying they were using it as a sexual vibrator, and that kind of made me wonder why would people be using that vibrator.’ Who are these people who would call a toothbrush company to say ‘Yeah, hi, I’ve got this here, uh, Sonicare toothbrush, and man, I jerk off with this thing and it is, it is just...
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
Jan 14th
Iran Says CIA Behind Scientist's Killing - ABC... →
Gee, we’d better apologize to those Holocaust denying sexist bigots right away! What if they don’t like us anymore?
Jan 14th
December 2011
1 post
Dec 19th
August 2011
1 post
"The most popular bra size today is 36 DD, up from... →
Aug 31st
July 2011
1 post
Vanishing Act →
Jul 11th
June 2011
6 posts
“If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don’t....”
– Louis C.K. interview: The stand-up on Season 2 of Louie and the Tracy Morgan controversy. - By Jessica Grose - Slate Magazine
Jun 25th
Mystery ingredient in coffee boosts protection... →
Jun 22nd
Buy KFC's 800-calorie soda to support diabetes... →
Between this and their “buy fried chicken to support breast cancer research” it’s like investing in your own treatment.
Jun 19th
Naked female scientist tries to tame beluga whales... →
Jun 18th
1 note
From the firsty: "She makes Cindy McCain look like... →
Jun 10th
Anyone who has ever smelled camel spit will be... →
Jun 9th
March 2011
1 post
Styrofoam Cup Art by Artist Boey | The Dirt Floor →
Mar 9th
February 2011
3 posts
White People Take Break From World Domination →
Feb 28th
Reagan on Rushmore →
More evidence of the sweetening power of nostalgia.
Feb 8th
Sweden, doing everything better than us, except... →
Feb 8th
January 2011
2 posts
Group's Goal: Make Harbor Swimmable By 2020 -... →
Jan 25th
1 note
Six years ago my wife and I sold everything and... →
FTT: “Sometimes I worry that when I look back on my life I don’t think I have lived. Something tells me that is the furthest thought from your mind.”
Jan 25th
December 2010
13 posts
Bong Hot Dog Recipe →
This is definitely a joke … which found its way onto a “legitimate” website.
Dec 21st
Metro to start random bag searches | Washington... →
Fascism on the march. Unlawful search and seizure. Class action lawsuit.
Dec 19th
Police: Woman Wrestles Gun From Teen Robber,... →
 violent urban-dweller’s fantasy number 136.
Dec 11th
In small doses, toxic gases may be medicinal  →
Another weird thing my chemist grandfather explained, and then John Sparks, the alcoholic printmaker of the Maryland Institute also told me.
Dec 11th
Relive the Moment Justin Bieber Met John Waters →
Dec 8th
Earless Cat →
Dec 5th
Dec 3rd
Rapper Kurtis Blow Busted With Pot After TSA Body... →
DAMN.
Dec 2nd
Pawlenty gets Horton'd →
Romney’s got one too.  http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/457062/mitt_romneys_willie_horton_candidate.html Who’s left to grab the nom, who but Sweet Sweet Sarah?
Dec 2nd
Deputy, I got here in the Redbox  →
Okay, what if Twelve Monkeys was more documentary than fiction? I think if this happens again we gotta connect some dots.
Dec 2nd
Woman Found Half-Naked's Death Ruled Accidental  →
How often do people die with a huge gash on their heads, their pants and underwear removed and it’s just an “accident”?
Dec 2nd
Dawn to 2pm are your safe hours for business, when... →
Dec 2nd
911 Calls May Bring Second Team, to Harvest Organs... →
This scares me a little. Why don’t they just start taking them out of prisoners, then?
Dec 2nd
I live in Virginia, listen to news radio, watch tv... →
Dec 1st
November 2010
22 posts
Maillard reaction →
Nov 30th
Cojones magnificos, Ecuador →
Nov 30th
30 Year Washington Insider and Former House... →
Early-stage dementia patients have their own cognitively dissonant wing of the GOP now. It’s pretty lulzy.
Nov 30th
The hypocrisy of the media attack on Wikileaks  →
Journalists used to be hard boiled, tough people, who dug deep into the unknown and the underworld to find stories. Now they are blow dried beauty queens and half castrated former quarterbacks. The media has to attack Julian Assange— he does their job much better than they do.
Nov 30th
So when do I get my class action settlement from... →
Nov 28th
Superman had better do something about this pretty... →
Nov 22nd
How do you say "deworming" in French? →
Nov 20th
Death Panels are alive and well. . . in Republican... →
“Arizona has cut out all state-funded lung transplants, some bone-marrow transplants and some heart transplants…”  God this is almost too beautiful. They blocked Obamacare because they said people would die, now they kill people who were assigned and promised a heart transplant. Due to budget problems, of course.
Nov 17th
The Burning Bush They Buy, but Not ESP or Alien... →
Nov 16th