23rd January 2012
Ya know, I’d have a real problem if someone bulldozed a park to build an airport. But bulldoze an airport to build a park, and … you are my new hero Mayor Daley.
I think this is actually rather hilarious, but not in the way that the people who made it intend.
‘He recalled: ‘There were a lot of consumers calling Sonicare saying they were using it as a sexual vibrator, and that kind of made me wonder why would people be using that vibrator.’
Who are these people who would call a toothbrush company to say ‘Yeah, hi, I’ve got this here, uh, Sonicare toothbrush, and man, I jerk off with this thing and it is, it is just great! Just thanks so much. Love masturbating with it.’
So wait, we have … An unpopular, highly divisive incumbent (like Bush, or Obama), a wacky, former doctor-candidate that inspires the wacky base (Howard Dean or Ron Paul), a tough broad who inspires tough broads (Bachmann, Clinton) a “thinking man’s” candidate who despite having a lot of fight in him, won’t be mainstream enough to get the nom (Edwards, aka Gingrich—he’s also the “sexy” one) and a big-business, ridiculously wealthy party man who despite being totally watered down, will win the nomination (Kerry, aka Romney).
Anyone else having total deja vu?
Newt Face the Nation (by rightvideos03)
Frank Ski - There’s Some Whores in This House (by DeejaayMrEd) I feel like I’m in a time machine if I hear this.
Gee, we’d better apologize to those Holocaust denying sexist bigots right away! What if they don’t like us anymore?